The average American spends about an hour in the bathroom daily. This should easily justify this as one of the most important rooms in your home/apartment. So clearly you want it to be a enjoyable experience for you and your guest. So with the great minds here at Frattoys we compiled a list of items that should be in every bathroom of America
No matter what the temperature is prepare to bare it all with these awesome towels from everyone's favorite TV show: "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
Just like the dick towel except in the girl version
Is your bathroom build for speed or comfort? Who wouldn’t love to rub their hands or face on these beautifully sculpted breasts? Or better yet make the motorboat sound while you dry your face.
Sex Panther Cologne
60% of the time it works every time. Endorsed by the Anchorman himself this toiletry is a guaranteed hit for any bathroom.
I’m afraid to state that 95% of people do not wash their hands “properly” before exiting a bathroom. If that didn’t gross you out, 15% of men don’t use soap in comparison to 7% of women! So we say why not give them a reason to pick up a bar of soap! Pick up one of our novelty soaps for some Ol’ Fashioned good clean FUN!
If the above penis soap is too small for you then try this one out for speed.
we all know the bathroom is the perfect place to put your shit, literally. So protect it with 24 hours of fake surveillance!
If you really want to hide your valuables in there then pick up one of our discreet Stash Cans that look like a container of shaving cream. These Diversion safes are the perfect way to hide your shit.
Who doesn’t want to look at themselves while they are releasing some stress? Our Douchebag picture frame is perfect for every Narcissistic tinkler.
every sane person loves a good prank, freak out your boyfriend or girlfriend with fake poop.
This is borderline sadistic. When you leave this out it will be a good thing its in a bathroom because your boyfriend will shit himself.
drinking while showering couldn’t be easier, grab one of our handy Shower Beer Buddy beer holders for a good thorough inebriated rub down.
need I say more? You could save BILLIONS OF DOLLARS on electricity! Ok I lied maybe not BILLIONS, but It does look damn good! Maybe now your girlfriend wont fall in the toilet in the middle of the night when shes unable to check if the seat is up or down. So it’ll definitely help with the stress in your life.
Look we’re not trying to tell you what to do with your bathroom, we’re just showing you how to be awesome. It’s up to you if you want to be BAD ASS or lame, so do us a favor, walk in your bathroom and look around, now that you realized you’ll never be as cool as us you can start taking the necessary steps to improving your life.