7 things you need to have before your next holiday party - Jello Shot Syringes

 

Jello Shot Syringes

 

The jello shot has been a holiday tradition for a number of years now. The jello shot syringe takes that long honored practice and injects it with some holiday adrenaline. No more twirling your tongue around a small plastic cup. Save that for the mistletoe. These jello shot syringes will get that gelatinous alcoholic goodness down your throat faster than you can say HO HO HO.

 

You may also be interested in the Ez Squeeze Jello Shot Cups. They don't have the same cool factor as the syringes but are still much easier to get the shot out then a tradition jello shot cup.

 

7 things you need to have before your next holiday party - Long Barbarian Beard Hat

 

Long Barbarian Beard Hat

 

Sure, Santa Claus is the obvious choice during the holidays but he isn't the only one touting a beard in the snow. Just like they were the new world, the Vikings were the first to discover the respect and admiration a full scruffy beard can bestow upon a man. Let those other guys compete with who makes the weakest looking Santa while you sport the strength of a Viking beard.

 

Also available in the short version, because people might not believe that you grew a full beard over night.

 

7 things you next to have before your need holiday party - The Red or Green Body Suit

 

The Red or Green Body Suit

 

Do you want to be festive? I can't hear you! DO YOU WANT TO BE FESTIVE? If the answer to that question is an resounding YES, then you need to consider covering your whole body in holiday cheer. Don't just wrap your torso up with one of those ugly sweaters, wrap your entire body with a holiday colored spandex suit. That way it is 100% clear that you are the undisputed winner of this holiday and life in general.

 

7 things you next to have before your need holiday party - Bear Suit

 

The Bear Coat

 

Bears hibernate in the winter. You on the other hand have holiday parties to throw and attend. There is no rest for the ferocious and this Bear Coat lets people know that you are as fierce as they come. Since the holidays are usually cold it has the added benefit of keeping your sensitive human parts warm and toasty. Your family will think twice the next time they ask you to help in the kitchen if you have one of these coats on.

 

As an added bonus you should watch this video - "The Bear That Wasn't"

 

7 things you next to have before your need holiday party - Gag Lotto Tickets

 

Gag Lotto Tickets

 

What is a better gift then the opportunity to win a million dollars? Letting your friends and family think they won a million dollars while you giggle and laugh at their stupid faces. The gag lotto ticket is the ultimate holiday prank. Just don't let your uncle tell off the family and run out the door in drunken madness because in his words "I don't need you losers anymore".

 

7 things you need to have before your next holiday party - The Roulette Drinking Game

 

The Roulette Drinking Game

 

Drinking games are a great way share your alcoholism with your friends and family during the holidays. Just fill up each one of the shot glasses with a different holiday inspired shot and you are off to the races. The best part about the Roulette Drinking game is its portability and it doesn't require a lot complicated rules and procedures. It is just drinking in disguise.

 

7 things you need to have before your next holiday party - The classic 8oz steel flask

 

The classic 8oz steel flask

 

It will take enough egg nog to fill a bath tub to get to the kind of holiday buzz you are looking for. That is why you need to always be prepared with a flask full of your favorite hooch. This is the same flask Santa Clause carries under his beard on his long Christmas night run.

 

It also comes in the comical 64oz version. Ironically, the bigger it is and more alcohol it holds, the less it looks like you have a driking problem.