This Christmas, get the gift that doesn’t need any antibiotics. The new Party With Sluts phone is one of the most advanced “Genius” phones on the market! Packed with so many new features, your brain will explode!
Key Features of this AMAZING PHONE!
- Make a phone call
- Send TEXT!
- Receive TEXT!
- End a Phone call
- 3 way calling? YEAH!
- Is that a cat riding a bicycle? YEAH this phone takes Pictures!
- Swiss Army Knife
- Water Resistant
- Psychokinetic Texting Capabilities
- Prints Money
- Nights and Weekends
- Wi-Fi Hacker
- UNLIMITED TEXT AND TALK!
- X-Ray camera
- Never Dying Eco Drive Battery
- Condom Dispenser
- Special feature: after 10pm it will auto text sluts and all phone calls are transferred to the next available slut within a 30ft proximity.
Order one now and we’ll throw in CHEAP WIRED HEADPHONES!