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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 02:31:12 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Method Behind the Madness]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>There is always a method to madness. FratTanks/FratToys built its fame from years of college partying, drinking, and blacking out.</p>
<p>Frat Tanks tag-line &ldquo;Party With Sluts&rdquo; started catching popularity in New York in 2001. A group of college frat guys were partying more often than going to class creating lots of talk around campus. Other students either loved them or hated them but either way, they wanted to go to their parties. After inviting a guy to one of their weekend frat house parties, the kid responded with, &ldquo;Hell ya, you guys party with sluts!&rdquo;</p>
<p>Frattoys.com, Frattanks.com was created for college kids by college kids. Continuously, we are coming up with new ideas, trends, and finding the most crazy drinking products that are being produced.</p>
<p>Above all, we are making an impact on the market. Constantly we are spotting copies of our brands, which is totally cool with us! Shit, we are doing something right!</p>
<p><img src="{{media url="wysiwyg/rageparty.JPG"}}" alt="" /> <img src="{{media url="wysiwyg/brohatsfrat.jpg"}}" alt="" />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="{{media url="wysiwyg/LetsRAVE.jpg"}}" alt="" /><img src="{{media url="wysiwyg/Party_With_Sluts_1.jpg"}}" alt="" /></p>
<p>Please share your Party With Sluts photos or stories. Email info@frattoys.com or check out our Facebook and twitter pages!  <strong>Twitter Handle: @partywithsluts  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/FratToyscom/81606089341" target="_blank"> Frat Toys Facebook</a>&nbsp;&amp;&nbsp; <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Partying-With-Sluts/254910231210423" target="_blank"> Frat Tanks Facebook</a></strong></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:03:59 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Frat Toys Goes Pac Man]]></title>
      <link>http://www.frattoys.com/blog/frattoys-pac-man/</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>First of all, who doesn&rsquo;t like to play a little Pac Man? This sick site allows you to create your own maze! Of course, Frat Toys couldn&rsquo;t help but mess with this updated arcade game. Put yourself to the test and see if you can win the Frat Man maze of doom.</p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><a href="http://worldsbiggestpacman.com/play/#-136,38">Play Now!</a></span></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:34:51 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Frattoys Has Your End of the World Party Needs]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<h1>Frattoys Has Your End of the World Party Needs!</h1>
<p>According to the Mayan calendar, and those that trust the Mayan's calculations, the world is set to end at the end of December this year.  So the question is, how will you make the best of your supposed last year on earth?  PARTY.</p>
<p>Lucky for you, frattoys has just what you need to throw some seriously awesome parties.  Check out some of its products below:</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/drinking-products/coolers/flowzie-shotgun-koozie.html">The Flowzie Shotgun Coozie</a></p>
<p><img src="{{media url="wysiwyg/The_Flowzie_Shotgun_Coozie.jpg"}}" alt="" width="98" height="125" /></p>
<p>Shotgunning has never been this easy.  There's no need for a knife, which also eliminates the bloody threat that the combination of sharp objects and drinking can bring.  Instead, you simply open your can, push the black button, and the only thing standing in your way of a shotgun is the amount of time it takes you to raise your drink to your lips.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/drinking-products/coolers/300-watt-cooler-scooter.html">Cooler Scooter 300 Watt</a></p>
<p><img src="{{media url="wysiwyg/Cooler_Scooter_300_Watt.png"}}" alt="" width="105" height="105" /></p>
<p>With this awesome travel cooler, you can take the party with you anywhere easily and quickly.  Frattoys has several cooler scooter options, it just depends how fast you want you and your alcohol to get somewhere.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/chug-30oz-in-1-75-seconds.html">CHUG 30oz in 1.75 SECONDS</a></p>
<p><img src="{{media url="wysiwyg/CHUG_30oz_in_1.75_SECONDS.jpg"}}" alt="" width="99" height="110" /></p>
<p>The Chuggler takes beer chugging to a whole new level.  With this awesome mug, which comes equipped with a giant tube, you can chug 30 oz of beer, or another alcohol, in under 2 seconds.  Think, "self-sufficient beer bong."</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/drinking-products/kegerators/tap-handles.html">Awesome beer tap handles!</a></p>
<p><img src="{{media url="wysiwyg/Beer_Tap_Handle_2.jpg"}}" alt="" width="125" height="125" /></p>
<p>Normal beer tap handles are boring!  Liven things up with these and the many more beer tap handles that frattoys offers.  After all, your Saint Patty's party this year may very well be your last; grab a leprechaun beer tap to get in the true St. Patty's spirit!</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/tailgating-table.html">Portable Beer Pong Table</a></p>
<p><img src="{{media url="wysiwyg/Beer_Pong_Table.jpg"}}" alt="" width="228" height="228" /></p>
<p>Now you can play beer pong anywhere, anytime.  This easy to use table folds compactly and has a handle so you can take it wherever you go.  The end of the world necessitates beer pong at every chance you get, now you can keep a beer pong table with you at all times!</p>
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<p><em>Gina Williams is a guest post and article writer bringing to us some of the awesome toys frattoys has to offer. Though an avid partier, Gina also writes articles that feature <a href="http://www.motorcycleaccident.org/motorcycle-fault-laws-they-differ-by-state-2/">motorcycle accident photos</a>.</em></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 19:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Party Ideas for the Holidays]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong><img title="Christmas Sweater" src="/images/christmas-sweater.jpg" alt="Christmas Sweater" />Tacky Sweater Party Anyone?</strong></p>
<p>Always a great party for the holiday season is the tacky sweater party.&nbsp; Guests engage in the party festivities while wearing the most heinous sweaters they can find.&nbsp; To really make for a great party, you can host a competition for the tackiest sweater of all and have a guy and girl winner.&nbsp; Frattanks.com and Frattoys.com both have tons of great prizes for your winners, like these:</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.frattanks.com/drinking-stuff/flasks/sippin-seat.html">The      Sippin&rsquo; Seat</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/water-balloon-launcher/200-yard-water-balloon-launcher.html">A      200 Yard Water Balloon Launcher</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/top-hat-beer-box-coors-light.html">A Coors      Light Top Hat</a>.</li>
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<p><strong>&nbsp;</strong></p>
<p><strong>White T-Shirt Party</strong></p>
<p>White t-shirt parties never fail to entertain, and the best part about them, other than the debauchery, is that they&rsquo;re inexpensive.&nbsp; All you have to provide guests with are highlighters and alcohol.&nbsp; And here&rsquo;s a great way to pull guests into your party over your competitors to ensure your parties are top rated:&nbsp; Offer the first 20 guests these <a href="http://www.frattanks.com/party-trucker-hat.html">awesome hats</a>:</p>
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<p><strong><br /> </strong></p>
<p><strong><img title="Anything But Clothes" src="/images/anything-but-clothes.jpg" alt="Anything But Clothes" />Anything-BUT-Clothes Party</strong></p>
<p>It&rsquo;s almost like this party needs no explanation.&nbsp; What&rsquo;s better than alcohol and not fully clothed party goers?&nbsp; Like with the tacky sweater party, hosting a competition will only make the party better.&nbsp; Have prizes for the most creative I&rsquo;m-not-wearing-any-clothes outfits.&nbsp; Here are some great prizes for the winners:</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.frattanks.com/drinking-stuff/drinking-games/beer-shot.html">The Beer Shot</a> Drinking Game.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.frattanks.com/animal-house-college-t-shirt.html">The Animal House Party Shirt</a>.</li>
<li>A good quality bottle of liquor.</li>
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<p><strong>&nbsp;<img title="white t-shirt" src="/images/white-t-shirt.jpg" alt="white t-shirt" /><img title="Neon Party Trucker Hat" src="/images/neon-party-trucker-hat.jpg" alt="Neon Party Trucker Hat" /></strong></p>
<p><strong>The theme?&nbsp; DRINK.</strong></p>
<p><img title="3D Keg" src="/images/3d-keg.jpg" alt="3D Keg" />Don&rsquo;t feel like bothering with an elaborate theme?&nbsp; Make the theme &ldquo;DRINK,&rdquo; and have a ton of drinking games and accessories available throughout the frat house.&nbsp; Here are some great ideas:</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.frattanks.com/drinking-stuff/bierstick/bierstick-beer-stick.html">Beer      Stick</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.frattanks.com/drinking-stuff/beer-pong/n-ice-rack-beer-pong-rack-and-cooler.html">N-Ice      Rack Beer Pong Rack and Cooler</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.frattanks.com/drinking-stuff/drinking-games/roulette-drinking-game.html">The      Roulette Drinking Game</a> </li>
<li><a href="http://www.frattanks.com/drinking-stuff/drinking-games/jello-wrestling-jello.html">Wrestling      Jello</a></li>
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<p><strong><em>Gina Williams is a guest post and article writer bringing to us holiday party theme and accessory tips.</em></strong></p>
<p>Gina also writes about <a href="http://www.motorcycleaccident.org">motorcycle accidents</a>.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 05:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Must Have Toys for Your Holiday Party]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Must Have Toys for Your Holiday Party</strong></p>
<p>Every party needs toys, and these ones are necessary for your holiday party.</p>
<p><strong><img title="Ice Shots" src="/images/ice-shot.jpg" alt="Ice Shots" />Arctic Ice Shots</strong></p>
<p>Frattoys&rsquo; <a href="http://www.frattoys.com/arctic-ice-shots.html">Arctic Ice Shot</a> is a must-have for all of your holiday parties.&nbsp; These ice cold shots will be sure to warm your guests up.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re pretty unique in that they go beyond the typical shot or jello shot.&nbsp; You create the glass of your choice; they are made from any mixer that you choose, which is then frozen in the shape of a shot glass.&nbsp; For instance, the &ldquo;Martini Shot&rdquo; is a shot glass made of frozen lemonade.&nbsp; After it is completely frozen, you pour in your favorite gin.&nbsp; These will definitely be in-demand drinking toys at your next frat party.&nbsp; The product comes with a recipe booklet and the plastic molds are re-usable.</p>
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<p><strong><img title="Shot Stick" src="/images/shot-stick.jpg" alt="Shot Stick" />Shot Stick</strong><strong>&nbsp;</strong></p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.frattoys.com/shot-stick.html">Shot Stick</a> is not only awesome, it&rsquo;s a group activity.&nbsp; Its creators definitely got drinking.&nbsp; A shot stick is a stick with 3 shot glasses, or beer pints, attached to it.&nbsp; When shot-takers are ready, all three participants flip the stick upwards and simultaneously take their shots.&nbsp; The product includes screw-in shot glasses and pint glasses, in case your party members prefer beer over liquor.</p>
<p><strong><img title="Ice Luge" src="/images/ice-luge.jpg" alt="Ice Luge" />Shot Luge</strong></p>
<p>Shot luges, also known as &ldquo;shot blocks&rdquo; are a great addition to any holiday party.&nbsp; A shot luge is a block of ice with ice cold pathways to delicious alcohol consumption molded into it.&nbsp; These are totally entertaining, always in high demand at frat parties, and provide the drinker with ice-cold booze.&nbsp; Hosting parties with multiple shot luges is a great opportunity to have shot luge races among party patrons.&nbsp; Frattoys has several different shot luge products:</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/shamrock-ice-luge.html">Shamrock Ice Luge</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/40-ice-luge.html">40 Ice Luge</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/ice-lugez-21.html">Ice Lugez 21</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/ice-lugez-heart.html">Ice Lugez Heart</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/30-ice-luge.html">30 Ice Luge</a>.</li>
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<p><strong><img title="Das Boot" src="/images/das-boot.jpg" alt="Das Boot" />Boot Drinkware Das Booten</strong></p>
<p>Frattoys&rsquo; 16 oz <a href="http://www.frattoys.com/boot-drinkware-das-booten.html">boot glass</a> is perfect for holiday drinking in general.&nbsp; Use them for social drinking or for competitions just like the movie <em>Beerfest, </em>in which participates can compete against one another at &ldquo;chugging the boot.&rdquo;&nbsp; Get a few of these for your next holiday party and see who your frat&rsquo;s best beer chugger truly is.</p>
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<p><strong><em>Gina Williams is a guest post and article writer bringing to us must-haves for holiday parties.</em></strong></p>
<p>Gina also writes about <a href="http://www.motorcycleaccident.org/4-crucial-pieces-for-motorcycle-safety/">motorcycle gear</a>.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 21:19:12 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[You're One or the Other. ]]></title>
      <link>http://www.frattoys.com/blog/greenman-cowboy/</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>When it comes down to the existence of humanity there are two types of people in this world. These two people see life in a different perspective. One is not better than the other and here at Frat Toys discrimination gets a mollywhoppin. To simply put it. You are either a Green Man Suit, or a Giant Foam Cowboy Hat.</p>
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<p>The <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/green-man-suit.html">Greenman</a> </strong></span>is not afraid to get a wedgy. They are the life of the party and are the spirit of the room.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/giant-foam-cowboy-hat.html">Giant Foam Cowboy hat</a></strong></span>-men want to show who is boss, want to also be the life of the party but take advantage of their big head to literally let people from far distances know who is the &lsquo;winner, winner chicken dinner.&rsquo;</p>
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<p>Both types are loud and out of control. They are ridiculous in every way. But hey, who wants to look normal nowadays?</p>
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<p>Here at Frat Toys we honor the people that spice up life. Whether you are a Greenman or a Giant Foam Cowboy Hat, you will sure be the BAMF of life.</p>
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<p>Here is a cute cat video.</p>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 18:02:25 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Who ya gonna call? Frat Toys!]]></title>
      <link>http://www.frattoys.com/blog/stay-puft-marshmallow/</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>As autumn roles in with cool air and leaf raking, there is no more fun times in sun shiny summer land! College kids are back to the books and all the other kids are working the 9-5. Fall brings back the daily grind which also means no play. Where is the fun while the season changes and the leaves turn brown? Luckily, Frat Toys works hard year-round to find and showcase the latest novelty items and toys.</p>
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<p>For Fall 2011 Frat Toys has nominated the <a title="Stay Puft Caffeinated Marshmallow" href="http://www.frattoys.com/stay-puft-marshmallows.html" target="_blank">Stay Puft Caffeinated Marshmallow</a> to be the hot pick item! These marshmallow treats are sure to keep your day going with a sweet kick of caffeine in every marshmallow. Peeps have nothing on these gourmet white blobs of joy.</p>
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<p>We get a wide variety of customers that visit Frattoys.com but everyone knows and loves the cult classic &lsquo;80s film Ghostbusters! So why not be a kid again and enjoy a sweet marshmallow treat.</p>
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<p>Not only are these things freakin&rsquo; delicious, they also come in a neat little collector box. The marshmallow textured collector box is a great coffee table item for any movie buff. There is also secret recipe on the bottom of the box that will put your sweet tooth in a sugar coma of dessert ecstasy. Not kidding. Steve in the office licked a whole through his plate.</p>
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<p>Fall does give us one thing to look forward to, Halloween and Thanksgiving. Dress up like Dr. Peter Venkman to the party and the Stay Puft Marshmallows you bring won&rsquo;t be the only treat. You can even throw the marshmallows on top of your Aunt Betty&rsquo;s sweet potato pie and the whole family will be quoting the infamous Ghostbusters movie.</p>
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<p>Whatever you&rsquo;re up to this fall don&rsquo;t forget Frat Toys is on your side at recommending the best rare and unusual products. Like our motto goes, Frat Toys is the home of &ldquo;Party Perfection!&rdquo;</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 17:18:04 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Quite Monkeying Around You Ape!]]></title>
      <link>http://www.frattoys.com/blog/gorilla/</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Not only is Frattoys your super store for all the party supplies you want but often we are the best place to find the things you don't know you need. Trust us when we say that the art of being a party animal is letting out your inner primate. If you really want to make your friends go ape then you should have one of these authentic <a title="gorilla mask" href="http://www.frattoys.com/gorilla-mask.html">Gorilla Masks</a>.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Remember kids Halloween is right around the corner. This Gorrilla Mask is a sure fire way to make everyone at your next Halloween Party go bannanas. Seriously, people will be laughing so hard that they will be swinging from the trees.</p>
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<p>This Halloween or anytime arm yourself with some <a title="Jello Shot Syringes" href="http://www.frattoys.com/10-pack-ez-injecttm-jello-shot-syringes.html">Jello Shot Syringes</a>, put on your Gorilla Mask, and head out with the confidence of an alpha-male.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 13:47:32 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Time to inject life into your Halloween Party]]></title>
      <link>http://www.frattoys.com/blog/halloween-party/</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween">Halloween</a> is fast approaching and the gang here at <a href="http://www.frattoys.com/">Frattoys</a> cannot wait. We love Halloween parties. You know we love parties because we have been here for years telling you how the party never ends at Frattoys. This is a fact, but Halloween brings out the best in some of us. For example, Haley has already confessed that she has almost finished her costume. She is going to be that hot chick from Tron. You know the one I am talking about, the one who isn't technically human. I digress. The fact is that Halloween is party season and we have the party supply that will inject the most fun into your next Halloween party.&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>I am talking about the <a title="Jello Shot Syringes" href="http://www.frattoys.com/10-pack-ez-injecttm-jello-shot-syringes.html">Jello Shot Syringes.</a> These are pretty awesome. We have all made jello shots in our day. They are great and there is no denying that. The problem is getting them out of those cups. We have all been there. We are not all blessed with a tongue like Gene Simmons. The fact is you loose half the shot to the laws of nature. Worse, that person of the opposite sex you gave the shot to won't ever finish half the shot.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Now, with the Jello Shot Syringes you can inject a shot straight down your party hole. &nbsp;These things are awesome. You fill the light plastic syringe up with jello mixer just like you would a normal jello shot. Let chill and serve. The big difference is these shots inject the whole shot down your throat.&nbsp;</p>
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<p>Of course as always we do not encourage partying and driving so we urge you to consider a <a title="Key Chain Breathalyzer" href="http://www.frattoys.com/alcohawk-slim-breathalyzer-dot-approved-accurate.html">keychain breathalyzer</a> as well as a Jello Shot Syringes.&nbsp;</p>
<p>We know Halloween Parties. That is why we know the best ones end with you home safe.&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 05:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[My left foot]]></title>
      <link>http://www.frattoys.com/blog/my-left-foot-family-guy-stewie/</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>This song was meant for me right now. Ouch on my right foot. Here it is, ode to my left foot.</p>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2011 04:43:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Finally. A social media site with balls...]]></title>
      <link>http://www.frattoys.com/blog/manwall/</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>We've finally found a social site that we can stand behind. It's all about men being men. Doing those things that we all do, but don't talk about. Compare notes on picking up chicks, or show off your man cave. It's an interesting concept to say the least. Now you can talk about your latest escort without whispering it to your friend. We can't wait for the site launch. Sign up!</p>
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<p><a title="Man Wall" href="http://www.manwall.com" target="_blank"><img title="Man Wall" src="http://www.manwall.com/images/logo.png" alt="" width="765" height="90" /></a></p>
<p><a title="Man Wall" href="http://www.manwall.com" target="_blank">Go to the site</a></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 19:46:51 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Water Balloon Launchers!]]></title>
      <link>http://www.frattoys.com/blog/launchers/</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Here at Frattoys, we are enjoying our fresh start to an excellent Summer! This past Memorial Day we got some sun, drank some beers, and of course had some fun with our classic <span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong></strong></span><strong><a title="water balloon launchers" href="http://www.frattoys.com/water-balloon-launcher.html">Water balloon launchers!</a></strong></p>
<p>Water Balloon Launchers are soaring off our shelves. We are selling multiples each day and are excited to know we are shedding some happiness across the United States and Canada.</p>
<p>Why are our launchers so popular? Simply put, it is good clean fun! Aim them at friends, annoying neighbors, bulls eye a few hundred yards away and watch those balloons fly.</p>
<p>Here at Frattoys we sell the best and most fun party accessories and novelty items. Our water balloon launchers are a&nbsp; hit for all occasions!</p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=sr_in_B_p_4_1?me=AKWWTTIGEGQPE&amp;rh=p_4%3ABam+Launcher&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1306868401" target="_blank">We are now on Amazon!</a></strong></span></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 17:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[The Official Frationary]]></title>
      <link>http://www.frattoys.com/blog/frationary/</link>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span style="font-size: 16px;"><strong>Word</strong></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 16px;"><strong>Pronunciation</strong></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 16px;"><strong>Speech</strong></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 16px;"><strong>Definition</strong></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 12px;">Fratty</span></p>
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<td><span style="font-size: 12px; padding-left: 10px;">Fra-tee</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: 12px; padding-left: 10px;">Adj.</span></td>
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<p><span style="font-size: 12px;">A description of the unique   specimen that lives, breathes, and bleeds Frat. These specimens are easily   identifiable by popped pastel polos, flourescent neon tanks, fake Ray Ban   sunglasses (in a variety of colors), and of course a 40 oz bottle of Miller High   Life. Fratty-ness comes in different levels varying in lame (also known as a   pledge) to Fratastic (aka everyone who founded this site).</span></p>
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<td style="min-height: 12.75pt; padding-left: 10px;" height="17"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Broseidon</span></td>
<td style="padding-left: 10px;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">Bro-sy-don</span></td>
<td style="padding-left: 10px;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">Noun</span></td>
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<p><span style="font-size: 12px;">King of the Brocean. Alpha male   of the frat scene (the guy whoes sloppy seconds you get).</span></p>
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<td style="min-height: 25.5pt; padding-left: 10px;" height="34"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Fratmosphere</span></td>
<td style="padding-left: 10px;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">&nbsp; Frat-moh-sfeer</span></td>
<td style="padding-left: 10px;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">Noun</span></td>
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<p><span style="font-size: 12px;">The pervading mood or   environment surrounding any frat gathering. Fratmospheres are improved by   women (fewer items of clothing the better), alcohol, beer bongs, inflatable   pools, and Frat Tanks.</span><span>&nbsp;</span></p>
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<td style="min-height: 12.75pt; padding-left: 10px;" height="17"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Brolice</span></td>
<td style="padding-left: 10px;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">Broh-leese</span></td>
<td style="padding-left: 10px;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">Noun</span></td>
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<p><span style="font-size: 12px;">Anyone who interupts or hinders   a fractivity &lt;link&gt;. This includes power tripping police officers,   residential advisors, and old people.&nbsp;</span></p>
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<td style="min-height: 12.75pt; padding-left: 10px;" height="17"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Bro-ke</span></td>
<td style="padding-left: 10px;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">Broke</span></td>
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<p><span style="font-size: 12px;">You spent too much money on beer   (and strippers).</span></p>
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<td style="padding-left: 10px;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">Frac-tif-i-tee</span></td>
<td style="padding-left: 10px;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">Noun</span></td>
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<p><span style="font-size: 12px;">Any activity that involves any   combination of the following: beer, shot glasses, naked women, jello,   stripping, ASU or UofA girls, Mexico, and/or neon.</span></p>
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<td style="min-height: 12.75pt; padding-left: 10px;" height="17"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Bromo</span></td>
<td style="padding-left: 10px;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">Broh-moh</span></td>
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<p><span style="font-size: 12px;">Adj.</span></p>
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<td style="width: 695pt; padding-left: 10px;" width="927"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Used to describe the homosexual   comments among fraternity brothers.&nbsp;</span></td>
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<td style="min-height: 12.75pt; padding-left: 10px;" height="17"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Brocean</span></td>
<td style="padding-left: 10px;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">Broh-shuhn</span></td>
<td style="padding-left: 10px;"><span style="font-size: 12px;">Noun</span></td>
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<p><span style="font-size: 12px;">The accumulative population of   all those who are fratty (doesn not require fraternity membership).</span></p>
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<td style="min-height: 12.75pt; padding-left: 10px;" height="17"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Bromance</span></td>
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<p><span style="font-size: 12px;">The non-sexual (we hope)   relationship between two dudes. Formed by the bonds (usually not literal)   between fraternity brothers.</span></p>
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<td style="min-height: 89.25pt; padding-left: 10px;" height="119"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Fratastic</span></td>
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<p><span style="font-size: 12px;">Being 'fratastic' is a beauty   and an art that is acheived only by the most elite. Those who are 'fratastic'   are often found peeing in random places, drink every night of the week and   weekend just for fun, throw day parties in which they end up blackout by   10am, have late night dance parties, do keg stands, funnel their beers, have   keg races, are phenomenal at beer pong and or flip cup, and basically they   never stop. Usually in order to be 'fratastic' you also need to have a story   that is your claim to fame, such as 'that time i was drunk for a week and a   half', or 'that time i woke up naked 10 miles away in a downtown city area',   or 'pissing in a cop car while being arrested for being beligerently drunk'   etc. Girl can be called fratastic for certain events or stories, yet it is   much harder for them to acheive this level of amazingness based on their   larger capacity for embarassment.</span></p>
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<p>Just to make things clear, we wrote up a little guide to the native  language of the Frat speicies. Throw a few of these words in your  everyday talk and you'll be<em> fratastic </em>in no time!</p>]]></description>
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      <title><![CDATA[Summertime and the Livin's Easy]]></title>
      <link>http://www.frattoys.com/blog/summer/</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>This summers theme is to have fun, go outside, slap some ass,  and party with sluts. Follow these simple guidlines and it will be a  memorable season!</strong></p>
<p>You may have noticed our new site. We  know, the layout is deliciously sexy. Thanks to a couple equally  deliciously sexy programmers and designers; Ryan Shuhart and Tony  Caporusso, the new Frattoys is bigger and better than ever. Navigating  the site is smooth like butter and the graphics are orgasmic. Take a test drive and let us know what you think.</p>
<p>Ahh, it's summer and here at the Frattoys headquarters the sun is always shining. We have been noticing a huge demand for <strong><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/water-balloon-launcher.html" target="_blank">water balloon launchers</a> </strong>and we hope everyone who has purchased one has enjoyed hitting whoever/whatever your little heart desires.</p>
<p>We also got a juicy shipment of <strong><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/bierstick-beer-stick.html" target="_blank">biersticks! </a></strong>Sorry, girls&nbsp; are not included but we promise they will appear when you whip out your magic (beer) stick at the party.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/contacts" target="_blank">Let Frattoys know what you're up to this summer. </a></strong>Send  us a quick message and maybe some pictures of you and your friends  using our gear!! We look forward to seeing what crazy shannanigans you  come up with!</p>
<p>- The Frattoys Team</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 15:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[canouflage beer can wraps and disposable flasks]]></title>
      <link>http://www.frattoys.com/blog/canouflage/</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>It cannot be stressed enough that Frattoys does not advocated drinking and driving. We do, however, advocate breaking rules, general mayhem, and all around anarchy. Who says you can't drink at church? Who says you can't have a beer at your sister's graduation? Who says that a shopping mall is not an appropriate place to get a buzz?</p>
<p>It is not the team at Frattoys saying you can't do those things. As a matter of fact we encourage you to do them as much as possible. We are undoubtedly the minority in this issue which is why we have a ton of great products for you to hide your public drunkenness from the stiffs and the prudes.</p>
<p>Until the political winds shift in the direction of our party attitudes you can still drink in public unnoticed with the <a title="canouflage beer can wraps" href="http://www.frattoys.com/canouflage-beer-can-wraps.html">canouflage beer can wraps</a> and <a title="disposable flasks" href="http://www.frattoys.com/3x-disposable-flasks-grey.html">disposable flasks</a>. The beer wraps have that classic greatness about them. Step one, grab you favorite ice cold beer. Step two; place a wrap around the beer. Step three, drink wherever you like with absolute confidence. The disposable flasks are more discreet but not any less useful. Fill em up and stick them in your pocket. It really is as easy as that.</p>
<p>At Frattoys we are always trying to keep the party going.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 13:56:51 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Pulp Fiction Wallet]]></title>
      <link>http://www.frattoys.com/blog/pulp-fiction-wallet/</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>We all agree that Pulp Fiction is one of the greatest movies to ever grace the silver screen. It gave us such lines as "Zed is Dead" and "I love you honey bunny". And if Pulp Fiction is the greatest movie ever than Jules Winfield is the greatest character ever. These are all proven facts. You can look it up. If you agree with us, which you should, because it is indisputable than you will love this exclusive deal on <a href="http://www.frattoys.com/pulp-fiction-wallet.html">Pulp Fiction Wallets</a>.</p>
<p>Now you too can own the wallet that says "Bad Mutha Fucka". For a limited time only and only at Frattoys that same wallet is discounted. Yes what was $30.99 is now $22.99. So don't miss out on this amazing offer.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2011 14:05:09 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Frattoys loves Frattanks.com]]></title>
      <link>http://www.frattoys.com/blog/frattanks/</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>We at Frattoys would like to take a few moments to recognize a true friend in the industry. We are talking about <a href="http://www.frattanks.com/">Frattanks.com</a>. We really like these guys. Not only do they offer some pretty cool partying gear like the<a href="http://www.frattanks.com/tank-tops/party-with-sluts-tank-top.html"> Party With Sluts tanks</a> and the <a href="http://www.frattanks.com/accessories/floating-party-glasses.html">Party Sunglasses</a>, they also live and die by the same mantra as we do: The Party Never Ends.</p>
<p>So do yourself a favor and jump over to <a href="http://www.frattanks.com/">Frattanks.com</a> and take a look at what they have to offer. Just tell them you are friends with Frattoys and they will treat you like family.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 15:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[We Party Responsibly]]></title>
      <link>http://www.frattoys.com/blog/portable-breathalyzer/</link>
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<p>We party. At Frattoys we party harder than anyone. It is really a proven fact. Tony actually won an award for his partying prowess. Seriously in the summer of 09 Tony started in Florida and woke up in South Africa naked and married.</p>
<p>Ok, I kid a little bit. We like to party here at Frattoys, but with all of the partying we do the one thing we don't do ever is drive drunk. Drunk driving is irresponsible and stupid and no self respecting professional partier would ever do it. Tony, Johnny, and I always have handy one of our <a href="http://www.frattoys.com/drinking-products/home-breathalyzers.html">home breathalyzers</a>.</p>
<p>These home breathalyzers come in a couple varieties and are great for determining if you are good to go or if it is time to call a cab. I really like the <a href="http://www.frattoys.com/drinking-products/home-breathalyzers/key-chain-breathalyzer.html">key chain breathalyzer</a>. It is small, compact, and I always have it with me. Every time I party I drive home with confidence.</p>
<p>No one advocates drinking more than the team at Frattoys. We make a living encouraging drinking, rebelling, and all out mayhem. So never leave home without your <a href="http://www.frattoys.com/shotgun-beer-can-bottle-opener.html">shotgun beer can bottle opener</a>, down a couple of <a href="http://www.frattoys.com/bierstick-beer-stick.html">bier sticks</a>, and fill up your<a href="http://www.frattoys.com/10-pack-ez-injecttm-jello-shot-syringes.html"> jello shot syringes</a> with grain alcohol. Just never drive drunk!</p>]]></description>
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<p>Frattoys.com has many great products that help you party and have fun. One of our newest products is a great way for you to wash away your sins from the night before. Of course, this is frattoys and everything comes with a twist.</p>
<p>So what is this amazing new product you ask? We present to you the <a href="http://www.frattoys.com/fun-household-items/soaps/vagina-soap.html">Vagina Soap</a> and <a href="http://www.frattoys.com/fun-household-items/soaps/penis-soap.html">Penis Soap</a>. Yes, they come in all different colors and scents. Johnny Bones is fondest of the chocolate penis.</p>
<p>Listen, you partied all night. You had more than your share of the Bier Sticks and Double Beer Bongs, but you went home alone. Hop in the shower and rub some cherry almond Vagina Soap all over your face. Seriously everyone is going to love walking into your bathroom and seeing one of these novelty soaps sitting there.</p>
<p>Women, we know you love novelties. We see you during bachelorette parties running around with penis shaped this and that. The Penis Soap is just another feather in your penis shaped cap.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Take it from Frattoys, soaps shaped like genitals are funny. If the Penis Soap and Vagina Soap are a little too risqu&eacute; for your taste, don't get discouraged. Frattoys also features the <a href="http://www.frattoys.com/fun-household-items/soaps/red-rubber-ducky-devil-soap.html">Red Rubber Ducky Devil Soap</a> and the <a href="http://www.frattoys.com/fun-household-items/soaps/pirate-skull-soap.html">Pirate Skull Soap</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>Our <a href="http://www.frattoys.com/water-balloon-launcher.html">water balloon launchers</a> come in ranges of 100 yards, 200 yards, 300 yards, and 400 yards. They can be great fun on a hot summer day.</p>
<p>Imagine a game of Capture the Flag. Both teams are set up opposite to one another looking to infiltrate the other's base and steal their precious flag, claiming victory. The enemy makes a run for it. He charges full force towards your imaginary castle avoiding all who try to stop him. Like a gazelle he dives and dashes managing to escape the clutches of&nbsp;hands and fingers eagerly trying to bring him down. Untouched, he makes it through the open field to the heavily guarded core of your domain. Then the moment of truth arrives. Your castle falls. The enemy grabs your flag and runs triumphantly back to his side. Exciting Stuff!</p>
<p>Now, imagine that same game with a frattoys twist. The enemy is charging towards your castle. This time he is met with a barrage of water filled artillery. Like Hydra missiles raining from the sky. The tables are turned on your attacker. You buy yourself enough time to allow your hero to sneak their security and steal their flag. Exhilarating Stuff!</p>
<p>Our Water Balloon Launchers can turn a fun game like capture the Flag into mind-blowing and brain-tingling excitement. And the only place you can get them is at <a href="http://www.frattoys.com">Frattoys.com</a>.</p>
<p>Also, they aren't just for water balloons anymore. They can be used for snowballs, t-shirts, apples, eggs, footballs, and condoms filled with whipped cream.</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>There few things in this world that are guaranteed. We expect the sun to rise every morning, the moon to be there at night, and tides to raise up and receed. One thing that the world is beginning to expect almost as consistently as those awesome natural daily occurences is that Frattoys will have the next greatest party idea.</p>
<p>Frattoys is proud to realease the <a href="http://www.frattoys.com/apparel/giant-foam-cowboy-hats/giant-foam-cowboy-hat.html">Giant Foam Cowboy Hat</a>. Nothing says you are ready to party like a Giant Foam Cowboy Hat. Trust Me.</p>
<p>Last Friday was Johnny's Birthday. Like any self respecting member of the male species, when a friend has a special day like a birthday or a Friday we took him to where the ladies were. And where was that? A Cowboy Bar, of course. Every city has one and believe me they are teaming with beautiful women of every variety.</p>
<p>After we donned our classiest outfits and musked up with <a href="http://www.frattoys.com/sex-panther-cologne.html">sex panther</a> we each put on a Giant Foam Cowboy Hat and headed out to fulfill our destinies. The reactions where immediate and over-whelming. The female species in magnetically drawn to a man in a Giant Foam Cowboy Hat. Believe me when I tell you women can not resist a man with a giant...sense of humor.</p>
<p><br />That night the three of us had the women all over us. The girls wanted to be with us and the guys wanted to be us. With the Giant Foam Cowboy Hats combined with iresistable scent of sex panther one can imagine how much fun we had that night.</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>One of our web site techs here at frattoys.com freshly musked-up and headed out for a night on the town. He dabbed on some <a href="http://www.frattoys.com/sex-panther-cologne.html" title="Sex Panther Cologne">Sex Pather Cologne</a> and combed his manly mustache. The night ended in him making out with a stripper and getting claw marks up and down his back. If that's not proof that Anchorman's Sex Panther transends television then I don't know what is.&nbsp;</p>
<p>True story.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Take that London Gentleman.</p>
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<p>Here's the 100 man beer bong and the frattoys crew in cooperation with flipcups.com, 100manbeerbong.com and coolwhippz.com.</p>
<p>Join us at our next event!</p>]]></description>
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<p>Can you imagine your New Year&rsquo;s Eve without a glass of champagne?&nbsp; Can you picture your hot, sober date finding you attractive after a few glasses of... cranberry juice?&nbsp; I didn&rsquo;t think so, but that&rsquo;s what everyday Americans like you and me endured for over 10 years during the Prohibition era.<br /><br />From 1920 to 1933, drinking, selling, transporting, and manufacturing alcohol was considered a crime in the United States.&nbsp; Those who were against this so called &ldquo;crime against decency&rdquo;, simply found new and creative ways to smuggle in their booze. <br /><br />Speakeasies or illegal underground bars were created.&nbsp; Ships from abroad were anchored just off the Atlantic and Pacific coasts with barrels of alcohol to share with the thirsty American people.&nbsp; During these hard times, grain alcohol was the only legal alcohol to be consumed medicinally.&nbsp; Locals were able to distill and create batches of beer in their own bathtubs. <br /><br />This December we raise a toast to those unlucky individuals who endured such soberness a man should never speak of.&nbsp;&nbsp; In honor of these &ldquo;indecent&rdquo; individuals, we are taking 15% off your order of all alcohol related product orders. <br /><br />Please use the coupon code: BOOTLEGGER</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Are you a BMF?<br /><br />Then you&rsquo;ve come to the right place. Do you think you are as bad as Vincent or Jules? Whether or not you are a self proclaimed Bad Mother Fucker (BMF), we want to hear from you. Have a friend who you think is a BMF? Tell us why you or a friend or a family member is such a BFM or why your friends, family or loved one would consider you such a bad ass. There are many traits that make you a BMF and we want to find you and hear your story. Send a picture of yourself or a friend and the story to feedback@frattoys.com. We&rsquo;ll post you and your story in our preferential Bad Mother Fucker section and you or a friend will be eligible to win a gift card from Frattoys.com. The biggest, badest mother fucker with the most votes wins.<br /><br />If you are up to the task of accepting the title and role of a BMF, it is imperative that you get yourself a <a href="http://www.badmotherfuckerwallet.org">Bad Mother Fucker Wallet</a> and show everyone what you represent.<br /><br />Made from 100% leather and not some K-Mart pleather, this wallet is for everyday use. It is a bi-fold wallet with plenty of credit card space and dual cash sections. This wallet isn&rsquo;t a costume piece. With the words &ldquo;Bad Mother Fucker&rdquo; branded on the front, everybody will know your roll and who you are. When people doubt your abilities, simply flash your wallet and watch them cower.</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>A Cincinnati Ohio man accused of being the owner of a water balloon launcher that was used to cause injury has asked the judge to dismiss, without trial, the charges. The water balloon launcher was owned by him, but he is not believed to be the operator of it. Please be safe with the water balloon launcher slingshots that are purchased every day from our web site.</p>]]></description>
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<p>If you haven't seen the video of Kerin from FlipCups.com and how he lives, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5CC1vbP0Vo">Click Here</a>. Here's John from FratToys.com's video response to how he's living.</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Black Friday is upon us. Here's a special deal for you. 10% off of your entire order. This is the largest discount we've given on our already discounted products.&nbsp;</p>
<p class="header boxText errorBox" style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10px; color: inherit; background-color: #ffb3b5; font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;Enter "blackballsfriday" at checkout to redeem 10% off!</p>
<p>&nbsp;Here are some products you might be interested in:</p>
<p><a title="aviators" href="http://www.frattoys.com/apparel/stylin-sunglasses-and-shades/aviators-pilot-sunglasses-full-mirrored.html" target="_blank"><img style="border-width: 0px;" src="http://www.frattoys.com/images/stylin/aviators.jpg" border="0" alt="Aviators / Pilot Sunglasses - Full Mirrored!" /><br />Aviator Sunglasses - Full Mirrored!</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/product_info.php?ref=8&amp;products_id=66&amp;affiliate_banner_id=1" target="_blank"><img style="border-width: 0px;" src="http://www.frattoys.com/images/flasks/stainless-steel-flask.jpg" border="0" alt="8 oz. Stainless Steel Flask" /><br />Stainless Steel Flask</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/index.php?cPath=22&amp;affiliate_banner_id=1"><img style="border-width: 0px;" src="http://www.frattoys.com/images/Neons/corona.jpg" border="0" alt="" /><br />Under $40 Neon Bar Signs</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.frattoys.com/product_info.php?ref=8&amp;products_id=67&amp;affiliate_banner_id=1" target="_blank"><img style="border-width: 0px;" src="http://www.frattoys.com/images/homepage/cushion-flask.jpg" border="0" alt="Seat Cushion Flask" /><br />Seat Cushion Flask</a></p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>FREE ADMISSION.<br /><br />January 29th - 31st.<br /><br />Al Lopez Park, Tampa FL <br /><br />Come party with the Frat Toys crew.&nbsp; We will have prizes, giveaways, and great deals on your favorite party products. If you're in town for the super bowl come to the park just north of Raymond James Stadium. It's free admission and there are plenty of things to do. <br /><br />Event Information: <br /><br />Approved by the City of Tampa the Super Tailgate Throwdown was designed to give businesses the opportunity to present their products and services to a multitude of visitors coming to the Greater Tampa Bay area.<br /><br />If you would like to request more information about having your company as a sponsor or vendor. The location of this event has been secured directly across from the Raymond James Stadium on 50+ acres of land and in the center of the Super Bowl celebrations. Please feel free to call me at (813) 532-1271, if you have any questions or comments.<br /><br />This event will have: Live entertainment, Face painting, Cooking Shows, Cook-Offs, Great Food, Kids Sport Zone, Contest, Prizes, and much more. As Tampa gets ready for the biggest tailgating party of the Bay. We have planned themed days ( Classic Day, Military &amp; Public Service Day, and The Throwdown Day) to make ensure that 2009 Super Tailgate Throwdown will an lasting experience for those that join in on the fun. Start Uploading your tailgating video on October 24, 2008 for the love of the game.</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>Join us today at Al Lopez Park from 10AM - 7PM in booth 83 at the Super Tailgate Throwdown!<br /><br />Each day will featured a different theme that appeals to visitors of all ages. Attendees are also encouraged to bring their video cameras, folding chairs, or blankets and enjoy a wide variety of entertainment and concerts throughout the day- while they soak up some of that fabulous Florida sun.<br /><br />Today is Classic Day and will feature a Classic car show, Classic Rock-n-Roll Hits Music, and Motown hits,&nbsp; live bands, eating contests, games and prizes. Featured music artists will be rock groups; Money Shot and DownJr., with other artists such as J. Winston and Neco.<br /><br />We will be selling, all kinds of cool gadgets, bar signs, beer pong stuff and more! Be sure to stop by and party like a college kid without the classes!</p>]]></description>
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