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Word |
Pronunciation |
Speech |
Definition |
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Fratty |
Fra-tee | Adj. |
A description of the unique specimen that lives, breathes, and bleeds Frat. These specimens are easily identifiable by popped pastel polos, flourescent neon tanks, fake Ray Ban sunglasses (in a variety of colors), and of course a 40 oz bottle of Miller High Life. Fratty-ness comes in different levels varying in lame (also known as a pledge) to Fratastic (aka everyone who founded this site). |
| Broseidon | Bro-sy-don | Noun |
King of the Brocean. Alpha male of the frat scene (the guy whoes sloppy seconds you get). |
| Fratmosphere | Frat-moh-sfeer | Noun |
The pervading mood or environment surrounding any frat gathering. Fratmospheres are improved by women (fewer items of clothing the better), alcohol, beer bongs, inflatable pools, and Frat Tanks. |
| Brolice | Broh-leese | Noun |
Anyone who interupts or hinders a fractivity <link>. This includes power tripping police officers, residential advisors, and old people. |
| Bro-ke | Broke | Adj. |
You spent too much money on beer (and strippers). |
| Fractivity | Frac-tif-i-tee | Noun |
Any activity that involves any combination of the following: beer, shot glasses, naked women, jello, stripping, ASU or UofA girls, Mexico, and/or neon. |
| Bromo | Broh-moh |
Adj. |
Used to describe the homosexual comments among fraternity brothers. |
| Brocean | Broh-shuhn | Noun |
The accumulative population of all those who are fratty (doesn not require fraternity membership). |
| Bromance |
The non-sexual (we hope) relationship between two dudes. Formed by the bonds (usually not literal) between fraternity brothers. |
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| Fratastic |
Being 'fratastic' is a beauty and an art that is acheived only by the most elite. Those who are 'fratastic' are often found peeing in random places, drink every night of the week and weekend just for fun, throw day parties in which they end up blackout by 10am, have late night dance parties, do keg stands, funnel their beers, have keg races, are phenomenal at beer pong and or flip cup, and basically they never stop. Usually in order to be 'fratastic' you also need to have a story that is your claim to fame, such as 'that time i was drunk for a week and a half', or 'that time i woke up naked 10 miles away in a downtown city area', or 'pissing in a cop car while being arrested for being beligerently drunk' etc. Girl can be called fratastic for certain events or stories, yet it is much harder for them to acheive this level of amazingness based on their larger capacity for embarassment. |
Just to make things clear, we wrote up a little guide to the native language of the Frat speicies. Throw a few of these words in your everyday talk and you'll be fratastic in no time!
