Top 15 Pick Up Lines
1.) Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
3.) You smell like trash May I take you out?
4.) Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.
4.) I don’t know if you know this but you look a lot like my next girlfriend
6.) Is that a mirror in your pocket? cause I can see myself in your pants
7.) Excuse me does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
8.) Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend Material
9.) Is your name Gillette? Because your the best a man can get.
10.) Hi, my name is “Milk”, I’ll do your body good.
11.)Do you live in a corn field cause I’m stalking you.
12.)What time do you have to be back to heaven?
13.)You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
14.)You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
15.) F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?