Get Fratty Green Floating Sunglasses

These glasses are fool proof. 

Not only are they made of plastic, but they float as well.  

It's perfect when you're a drunkin mess in the pool and your glasses fall off your head

and your friend is like, "dude, weren't you wearing sunglasses"?  And you're all like, "oh

yeah, I was."  Then you're all like, "there they are" and you just pick them up cause they're

floating right in front of you.  And then you're all like, "dude, that's awesome!"