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Novelty Towels

Novelty towels are the perfect addition to any home. Finally got that girl you like over but having a hard time to break the ice? Wait until she uses your bathroom and sees one of our motorboat novelty hand towels. Take one of our bestselling novelty beach towels, the dick towel, and prepare yourself to turn plenty of heads walking around showing off your junk. Frattoys has the perfect towel for all your needs.

   

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  1. The Dick Towel

    The Dick Towel

    Regular Price: $29.99

    Special Price: $22.99

    The hilarious product created by the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia!

    The Dick Towel is One Size Only, but has the Small and Large Version on each towel.

    If you caught this season's episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia then you are already familiar with the Dick Towel that was invented by Mac and Dennis. You can get yours at Paddy's Pub in Philadelphia or right here on Frat Toys. This clever little item is already an internet sensation. In a little over a month of it being available for purchase 1000s have been ordered and delivered.

    Guaranteed to get laughs and plenty of attention. Go Dick Towel!!

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  2. Dick Towel

    Female Dick Towel

    $21.95

    Female dick towel is the new essential since the original dick towel!

    From the hit show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Learn More
  3. Motorboat Towel

    Motorboat Towel

    Regular Price: $12.95

    Special Price: $5.99

    "You motorboat'n son of a bitch! You old sailor you!" After a stressful day of work, enjoy a nice motorboat into a pair of big knockers and clean your dirty head.

    Did you motorboat today?

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  4. Hilary Clinton Toilet Paper

    Hilary Clinton Toilet Paper

    $10.99

    You will receive (1) rolls of Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper 250 sheets per roll, printed on every sheet Imaging will not smudge Environmentally friendly. Great gag gift Come with a silicone bracelet with Lovelyou logo. Our Products are designed for our honoured guests, Best quality guarantee, Notice Seller "Lovelyou" Learn More
  5. Donald Trump Toilet Paper

    Donald Trump Toilet Paper

    $15.50

    Wipe away the stains of this political race with toilet paper that’s soft on your butt but rough on Trump’s face. Learn More

   

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