Frattoys has the Drinking Stuff you crave.

Frattoys.com was engineered by a team of mad scientists to bring you the best Drinking Stuff. We like to party and we know you do too. Our Drinking Stuff are guaranteed to get your party started and make it last until the early morning. Remember kids' Frattoys.com can be a mind altering experience. Use our Drinking Stuff with caution.

Serving the Party People of the World Since 1999

Frattoys.com has been serving up the latest and greatest party and drinking stuff since 1999. From neon party gear to bad mother fucker wallets, Frattoys carries the ultimate party gear. Frattoys was started by space aliens who came to this planet in search of party perfection. The two aliens, being disappointed with what they found, decided to stick around and school the human race on parties.

Best Selling Products

400 Yard Water Balloon Launcher

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 20360
300 Yard Water Balloon Launcher

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 14320
100 Yard 3 Person Water Balloon Launcher

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 9260
Party With Sluts Tank

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 7040
200 Yard Water Balloon Launcher

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 6680
Dick Towel

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 5260
100 Yard T-shirt Launcher Kit

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 4520
Bad Mother Fucker Wallet

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 4480
Bierstick

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 4000
Party With Sluts Shirt

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 3220
Shotgun Beer Can Bottle Opener

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 3100
FRAT Trucker Hat

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 2920
Bundle - 100, 200, & 300 Yard Launchers

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 2120
Party Fanny Pack

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 2000
Wholesale Water balloons (pack of 100)

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 1900
Frat Frat Frat Tank

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 1840
Hand Held Water Balloon Slingshot

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 1800
Get Fratty Green Floating Sunglasses

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 1460
Get Fratty Pink Floating Sunglasses

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 1320
Green Gas Airsoft Refill

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 1200
Giant Foam Cowboy Hat

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 1160
Buckyballs

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 1160
Party Trucker Hat

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 1140
SLUT Trucker Hat

Animals Harmed in the Making of this Product: 1120